And on a side note, I have watched, in the past 5 days or so, at least 30 movies, if not more. All horror, I'm such a horror chick ( I like to watch movies while I do my school work, thank god for my laptop, and multitasking)
EDITAs requested by a particular deviant
Captivity :ahh I'm trapped in a room, no way out, might as well go ahead and have sex!
House of Wax :had already seen it, but I was bored
Ring Around the Rosie : nope, nada, not even a horror move, and it didn't make a lick of sense
Dark Ride:from 2006 Horrorfest, typical slasher, dumb teenagers, blah blah blah, predicable ending
The Woods:for me, very reminicent of the classic horrors. Really liked this one, and with Bruce Campbell in it, how can you go wrong?
Carver: Not much carving, just alot of hacking and retardedness. "Hey, maybe that fat fuck in the overalls that we saw at the truck stop is the same fat fuck in overalls killing people on this film" *SMACKS*
Hostel 2: An Elizabeth Bathory-esque scene and some crazy shit with a penis, a little gruesome, but nothing we hadn't seen in the first one
Steel Trap: kind of like Saw a little bit, just really dumb, and seriously, wow, someone made fun of you in High School cause you were fat, perfect reason to go on a killing spree
See No Evil Jesus did not love the little children, in fact Jesus killed them all cause mommy told him to. Kane does what he does best, fakely throwing people around and acting all tough.
Broken: I almost vomited after watching the first part of this movie, so disturbing. Starts out like a sadistic torture, but soon turns into some boring psych shit
Wicked Little Things Cannibalistic dead children running amuck. Yep
Carved A Japanese horror, I really do love Japanese horrors, but first, it's hard to watch a movie that has subtitles while trying to do school work, and second, this movie wasn't an amazingly good japanese horror, but not bad.
Gravedancers I liked the idea of the grave dancers myth and rhyme, but the special effects were just freakin awful, and the ending? No, no, no
The Graveyard OMG sucky, bad attempt at a twist ending.
Behind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon OMG awesome, srsly. A mockumentary following a killer as he prepares for a slashfest.
Fingerprints It's about ghost children, no wait, it's about a serial killing train conductor. Make up your mind people, GAWD!
The Tattooist Not bad, not bad, I rather enjoyed this one, I liked the whole idea of the tattoo killing the bearer. A somewhat cheesy ending, and some kind of bogus special effects, but all in all, an interesting watch.
Unrest The first horror movie to use real cadavers!! Too bad these cadavers got stuck in a terrible movie. If they hadn't been disected and tossed out with yesterdays trash I'm sure they would be turning in their graves.
The Cellar Door Looks like a college kid directed this, end of story
The Grudge 2 Hey, everybody that goes into that house dies, lets go in!!!!
Strangeland I've seen this before, and I really like it, Dee Snider as a crazy
sadist piercing terror and body parts.
Turistas Kind of like Hostel, just much more lame, and with way less horror and action
The Wicker Man (not the original btw) Best part of the movie? How many women Nicolas Cage fuckin socks!! Bitches, Bitches!
The Messengers John Corbitt, you may be crazy here, but I still love yah. Not a bad little flick.
The Skeleton Key I was surprised that I actually rather liked this one, not the greatest for terror or action, but I kind of liked the storyline. It was just crazy enough to work.
Return to the House on Haunted Hill A big fan of the first one, as well as the original, starring Vincent Price. But this? Did there need to be a lesbian ghost threeway?
FearDotCom The sites address was /www.feardotcom.com. cause we the audience are too stupid to realized that the dot com would mean .com. Thanks for spelling it out for us!
The Hamiltons Kind of interesting, kind of long and drawn out. Was hoping for a different ending than the one I got. Oh well, better luck next time.
Left for Dead The synopsis on the site said it was about some frat boys getting hacked, but the wrong movie was uploaded and what I got instead was some terrible actors pretending to be cowboys and a dead preacher with bad CG eyes.
Simon Says Good news, Crispin Glover. Bad news, terrible movie, and Glover doesn't look very hot in this one.
DarkPlace Something about kids locked in a box, starring that huge guy from Devils Rejects, in his last performance.



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hams Mom, who would wear a yam?!?!?
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